Foxitize Me

Out of raw dullness and insomnia, I'm going to try an experiment, only watch Fox News whenever I'm in my dorm, I have one class from 9 to 10 AM other then that, just homework. Let's see what this does to me, I'll update the post as I go.

Fox and Friends just started (I feel obliged to say I should go easy on them for being a 'morning show' type show but I really dislike their personalities out of pure annoyance, so I won't take that seriously.) So far we're talking wardrobe and ACORN jokes. Now they're talking about an 'alleged attack' from an Obama supporter on a McCain one, and 'casually' mentioning they worry about riots if Obama loses. Gotta remind people them black folks like to riot I guess. Good work.

More ACORN comments, nothing new, decent start to the morning I guess. At least they're only blaming the organization and not Obama for it. I think the brown haired dude is hitting on the blond one though, he just winked at him and said 'punk is hot now' in regards to a joke the blond one made about his roomie in college. Nevermind, it just got crazy again, the blond dude claimed that four college students being dumb about state voting registration laws is an organized plot and they should be brought up on 'at least felonies'.

Karl Rove is on now, explaining how McCain can win, apparently he has to win 6 already firm blue states, 2 'battle ground' ones that are 'leaning blue' and 1 totally neutral one. Math, the greatest weapon of any election. Just saw a teaser for Ted Nugent appearing on an afternoon show, he's 'sick of slams on Sarah' and we'll be 'finding out who's in his sights' today. I hope it's a reporter dressed as a White Tail Deer!

Rove talked some more, gave donuts to the staff. The three are ranting over SNL not being fair and just called NBC 'National Barrack Channel'. Awesome.

I'm eating horrible chicken noodle soup and watching Judge Napolitano talk about ACORN, again managing to not blame Obama, pleasantly surprised. The brown haired guy (turns out his name is Brian) kept pressing the idea they should be convicted under felonies, the Judge himself said 'no, that can't happen unless it can be shown it directly did something', Brian thinks he's smarter then the Judge in matters of law. Awesome.

They play a clip of Palin saying 'a 'trifecta' of Democrats (House, Senate, Pres) is bad because checks and balances are being skewed' of course, checks and balances were never meant to be bipartisan, but rather simply 'extra sets of eyes' for the government. She is of course, not corrected. Seventh time the blond one makes fun of New York Times endorsing Obama, because as you know they're the first ones to do that and this was never done before, then he makes an NBC joke, then he mocks our intelligence by saying 'except for that pesky Electoral College' as if we don't know a Times endorsement doesn't mean a victory... Fox News keeps it classy.

More coverage of the Obama supporter 'attack' on the McCain supporter that happened 'luckily' just outside of the ATM's camera's range, and no mention of the fact that the 'knife carving' looks like a doctor did it with a scalpel rather then some psycho slashed her face. And of course, it was a male attacking a woman. This is way too lucky to be real. Also if they start treating this as a real 'statement' I'm gonna start mailing them links to all the McCain supporters yelling 'kill him' about Obama, calling him 'the Muslim' and generally being amazing stereotypes for their party. Because that means to them the psychos are valid topics.

Steven Baldwin looks retarded. Not in the demeaning 'hur hur retard' I mean he honestly looks brain damaged. Brian is being aggressive in trying to scream "BIAS BIAS BIAS" about the evil left, he asked the one Panelist that disagrees with him "DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT?" atleast three times already. Baldwin is talking about 'truth', Brian is ignoring the people who fight his opinions to give Baldwin and some random woman who's some pollster (insert crude joke here) more speaking time. It's funny to see three nobodies and Steven Baldwin making up their panel and Brian not thinking that would matter. You know, it's wrong for LEFT WING celebs to be political, and infact, Alec Baldwin is evil for taking a side, but Steven is cool for taking the other side. These people aren't even trying any more to pretend to be fair. Brian is disgusting, the woman host is your typical 'cute blond', nothing added, nothing detracted, the blond guy Brian kept flirting with (Steve) seems to be a pretty decent person. Ironically, despite the stunning bias in Brian's alone time with the 'Pundit Pitt' the actual composition of the three regular hosts evens out. I'm not going to blog any more untill the next show after my morning class. I'll leave with this for now, Brian is still playing the 'there will be riots!' card, he got outright called racist for saying that after the famous Gore/Bush race ended peacefully aside from words being thrown out, and yea, it was way worse then this. Baldwin thinks he's clever by implying the rioting will come if Obama WINS, them blacks, they love their riots. Also, it's apparently sexisim to make fun of Palin in any way, but again, riots over the black man, totally in bounds.

Go Fox!

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Checking back in, same stories as before, I'm going to put this marathon on hold until mid afternoon and evening I think, but I do love McCain saying 'Obama says his VP engages in 'creative flourishes' at times' as if the very two words are so insane to say, damn elitists, using real words and all. Also, since when does Military Service/POW time mean 'testing' for a president?